HANDWRITTEN HONESTY ABOUT MARRIED LIFE
Somehow, I agreed to this.
Organic oversized tees, embroidered dad hats and beanies — for the couples who keep score with jokes.
Yes dear is a complete sentence.
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I'm the system.
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I married up. She reminds me daily.
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He agreed. He just doesn't know yet.
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Professional jar opener. Unpaid.
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I let him win. Sometimes.
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The tees
Pick your side
Gifts for him, gifts for her — or one each and call it even.
Hats & beanies
Made for you. Literally.
Every piece is printed or embroidered after you order — no overstock, no landfill. Tees are 100% organic cotton. Hats are stitched, not printed, so the joke never fades.